I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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