You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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