it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I AM VODKA MAN
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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