Is it normal to miss your booty call?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
