You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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