I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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