No awkward lesbian experiences without me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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