Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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