You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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