you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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