i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
sex in a hospital.. check
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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