I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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