When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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