I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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