ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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