He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
