we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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