dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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