Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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