Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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