I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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