yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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