found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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