Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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