u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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