very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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