I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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