there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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