i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
