A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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