We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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