I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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