Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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