I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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