i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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