My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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