she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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