Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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