wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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