They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
