My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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