Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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