I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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