Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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