Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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