Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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