Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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