So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
the raccoons are back...
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