508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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