Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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