If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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