I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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