umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Still dying that you shit outside
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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