Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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