Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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