therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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